“A Respected Lady”
A respected lady
Never wears overalls. Those are for farm boys.
A respected lady
Never cusses. Unless she’s alone in her car ‘driving faster than her guardian angels can fly.’
A respected lady
Never tattoos her pure skin. Only trashy girls and worthless boys get tattoos.
A respected lady
Never drinks more than one glass of wine at dinner. Why would you want to?
A respected lady
Never settles for a husband. Unless he’s a lawyer and ex-Marine chef asshole.
A respected lady
Never lives with someone of the opposite sex unless they are married.
A respected lady
Never eats pizza with her hands. Always cut with fork and knife in proper manner.
A respected lady
Always sucks it in when she’s trying on dresses for her father’s wedding.
A respected lady
Never wears overalls. Those are for farm boys.
A respected lady
Never cusses. Unless she’s alone in her car ‘driving faster than her guardian angels can fly.’
A respected lady
Never tattoos her pure skin. Only trashy girls and worthless boys get tattoos.
A respected lady
Never drinks more than one glass of wine at dinner. Why would you want to?
A respected lady
Never settles for a husband. Unless he’s a lawyer and ex-Marine chef asshole.
A respected lady
Never lives with someone of the opposite sex unless they are married.
A respected lady
Never eats pizza with her hands. Always cut with fork and knife in proper manner.
A respected lady
Always sucks it in when she’s trying on dresses for her father’s wedding.
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