Monday, February 11, 2013

Improv 49 (“You, Doctor Martin” Sexton)


“Hypochondriac Queen”

She’s never had a pancake, a slice of pizza, or an apple.
She’s sixteen and has approximately twenty-three seizures a day,
where she can only sit, paralyzed, and blankly stare directly in front of her.
He had to save her by moving in, and attending all of her MRI’s, heart exams,
and brain assessments.
He had been extracted like an eagle egg knocked from the nest
by a snake, who only wanted to suck it dry and leave the shell.

Then she was immediately pregnant.
He requested evidence.
Ten minutes later she miscarried.
He decided to carry his vertebral casing away from her regal rubbish. 

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